Just a guy on the plane. The flight back to the
USA was a gourmet dining experience of Italian cuisine. Unfortunately,
by now I was getting sick of pasta and wine. And smoked salmon for breakfast?
Pleeeeeeze. If you want to make a fortune, move to Rome and open a Waffle
and Pancake House. Or a Chicken Fried Steak and Mashed Potatoes Restaurant.
These people don't know what they're missing.
On to the next sketch
