New Mexico Travel Commentary by Url Ratz

As usual, I struck out with the Corvette-enabled babe outside. So I went into El Farol, Santa Fe's coolest restaurant/bar, where all the celebrities and politicians hang out. What luck! There was Dr. Urla, syndicated radio talk show host. "Dr. Urla... Babe! How would you like to offer your condescending, sanctimonious, self-rightous advice on Url's Internet Cafe? Great!! When can you start?"
Coming Soon: Dr. Urla. Now Go Do the Rat Thing!